self-absorbed?

*just a copy-paste entry.. CAUTION: rough words copied too

1. A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities.

2. Absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

eg:

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs?
* If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

* Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FREAKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!
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p/s: i just acknowledged that people think i am self-absorbed, or becoming one.. sokay. i just hope i don't annoyed people too much, or hurt anybody for no good reason. if that's the least i can do.
sorry.
kebenaran itu pahit.